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silly Here are a few of my favourites:
OPTIMISTS CLUB CALLS IT QUITS
Oh dear!!
HEAD IS REMOVED IN PROBE
Ouch!!
SEXUAL ABUSE VICTIM WANS AN APOLOGY FROM THE POPE
No comment
IS THE ARK OF THE COVENENT BURIED IN NAPTON?
That'll put house prices up
SANTA TOO BUSY TO MEET CHILDREN
Why he only works one night a year?
HIJACK CRUMBLES WHEN GUNMEN BRANDISH CROISSANTS
Must have been out of bananas
JAPAN TO SLAY ZOMBIES
Godzilla must be on holiday
GERMAN SUPERMODEL TO MARRY SEAL
er......next!
BOFFINS TEACH RATS JAPANESE
Well someone has to slay those zombies!!
